The Backseat Driver Silencer!  Finally!

We've been hard at work trying to silence every annoying thing about your vehicle.  This time, we've outdone ourselves.  But we can't guarantee it like our other products.  That being said, if it doesn't work, try tapping the shirt while giving your passenger a stern look.  We've had good luck with that.  We're also divorced.  Thrice.

Crafted for comfort, this lighter weight sweatshirt is perfect for relaxing. Once put on, it will be impossible to take off.

.: Classic fit
.: 50% Cotton; 50% Polyester (fibre content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
.: Sewn in label
.: Runs true to size